Angie Kinghorn

The affinity of twinship

The Morse code tapped out in my distended belly was communication, but not necessarily with me. In my lower belly, my son slumbered, and under my ribcage, my daughter, feisty and awake, kicked restlessly. Wake up, she telegraphed.

A blow to my kidney made me gasp and my son answered. No. I’m sleeping. Stop kicking me.

She responded with a series of jabs. I’m ready to be born already. This is boring.

Try sleeping. There’s not enough room in here to even think about being born.

Naturally, my daughter got her way.

Swaddled and in the same crib, they found peace only when they found each other. Their foreheads pressed together as they slept, breathing together, dreaming together, already forming a trinity of him and her and them.

The thread that connects them was there before the beginning. The rest of us were able to see it only at the beginning, and now, I watch as the threads multiply, weaving a pattern on an invisible loom, using an ancient craft that can’t be taught. You can only be blessed enough to watch it happen, and even then, as an outsider, you only catch glimpses of this gossamer mesh that binds, moments that leave you struck dumb with disbelief at the beauty of this relationship. In those moments, I see God through my children, around my children, binding them together with the sticky silk of love.

Babble turned to first words in their own language instead of mine. Deep philosophical conversations, from the sound of it, conducted entirely in twin-speak, and comprehensible only to the speakers and to the one who gave them the gift of speech.

They are each other’s security blankets, covering all manner of hurts and needs. A mother’s hug might soothe a hurt, but only the presence of the other half can make things whole.

My twins are two people, distinct in every way possible. One boy, one girl. One light, one dark. Photo negatives of each other in thought and in action. Where one has shadow, the other rushes to fill the space with light.

Two people. Separate people. But unmistakably part of one whole, a beautiful interweaving of lives and space and thoughts and touch that I will never fully understand, even as their mother. The threads that tie them aren’t restraints; they’re a web of love and language and unspoken thoughts. If one needs the other, they snap back; a rubber band released. I watch, and I marvel, but I see through a haze, knowing the details will never be clear for anyone but the two of them.

 

 

 

This was written for the online writers’ workshop Write on Edge. This week’s prompt asked us to use the words “gossamer” and “affinity” as inspiration for a 500 word piece.

 

You can’t tell or it won’t come true …

happy birthday cupcake At the keyboard I could lose myself in pages dissecting love. What else, after all, is my job as a wife, mother, daughter, and sister, but to love? We writers cut ourselves apart each time we put pen to paper, searching through the past and the pending for that ultimate point of light, the perfect way to expose the world in just the right way to show our truth.

But to bare all is to risk spilling a trail of white blood as the page itself bleeds with burning words that turn this craft into a betrayal rather than an act of love.

I can still see the candles of this year’s birthday cake, my children’s faces reflected in their glow.

“Make a wish, Mommy!”

I blew out the candles, but didn’t get them all in one breath. And the lighting wasn’t good for the photo.

So the candles were lit again, which was great, because I hadn’t been able to think of a wish the first time. Well, not a real, “I want it with every fiber of my being” kind of wish.

“Make a wish, Mommy!” the twins said again. I looked from their perfect, innocent faces to the candles dripping wax on the cream cheese icing, and I had my wish. A wish I could wish with my whole heart. They helped me blow out the candles, and the second time, between the three of us, we got them.

I wish I could stop being too aware of the pending; to write my truth about the now, without fearing reactions that make me feel silenced. I wish I could feel comfortable writing that the top of the cake was spattered with blue wax and a fair amount of child spittle, and that it was delicious and we all ate it anyway without a second thought. I wish I could pour my soul onto these pages and hit “publish” without fear. Fear of exposing anything too personal about my children, fear of angering people who might not want to be mentioned in my personal writings, fear of more real world consequences like having my primary care doctor fire me from his practice after reading a blog post.

Oh, I wish. I wish I could write about the parts of my children’s education that keep me up at night without wondering if the whole PTA will have read it by the next meeting. I wish certain of my friends in real life weren’t uncomfortable with the fact that I write about depression, anxiety, and postpartum depression.

Sometimes I even wish I’d thought to be guarded enough to make my blog anonymous so that I could say anything.

And yet, I wish for the courage to stay here, to keep my name, and to write it all anyway. I wish for the wisdom to practice this craft responsibly, without recklessness, and yet honestly. And for the strength to withstand the consequences that may bring.

 

 

This piece was written for the online writers’ workshop Write on Edge. This week’s prompt was part of their new challenge to write at the merge of two ideas. For this prompt we were given the word “wish,” and the song “Past and Pending” by The Shins. This new Write at the Merge challenge has a standing 500 word limit.

 

Write at the Merge
Write at the Merge

 

 

Training your kindergartner: It’s pay now or pay later

It turns out you can take a lot of parenting lessons from the financial world. Fiscal responsibility is a model for child discipline. The parallels are creepily accurate.

You want to buy something? You can pay for it now and pay what it costs. Or you can charge it and pay for it later. Depending on how much later you decide to pay, you’ll end up paying a lot more than what you owed in the first place.

Interest is a bitch.

You want to build something with your money? Put in the work now and start saving. Don’t get everything you want the minute you want it. Delayed gratification results in a bigger payout in the end. If you put your money in the market, put it in for the long haul, knowing there will be ups and downs (and risks), but in the end, it will likely be worth it.

In our culture of instant gratification, this approach isn’t mainstream. We want it all and we want it now. Who wants to stay in the starter home for 10+ years when you can get a low-interest mortgage on a McMansion like all your friends have? Why would you want to save when you could be using your paycheck to decorate? What point is there in driving the same car you had in college when you can get a new Lexus with such a low monthly payment?

Perhaps the most valuable parenting advice I’ve ever heard was from an experienced mother who was addressing our Sunday school’s group of young moms. We were talking about discipline, and she said, “Basically, it all boils down to this: you can pay now or pay later.”

It sounds so simple.

And it’s anything but.

We’ve grown up watching paying later become more and more en vogue. Look at the national debt, individual credit card debt, grace periods on car loans and furniture. The idea of having to wait for a payoff is abhorrent to most of us.

It shows in our parenting, too. Paying now when it comes to raising your child is inconvenient. It means that if your kid pitches a fit while you’re out running errands, you have to make good on that threat to go home and put them in time out, even if it means you don’t get to finish all the things you need to do.

It means that you leave the playground early because of one child’s mistakes, which also punishes the other sibling. You might have to leave a restaurant mid-meal or a party in mid-swing because your child won’t behave. It’s not fun, but you’re paying now for a better behaved child.

With babies, it means letting them cry so they can learn to sleep. Pure hell, but better than a year of your life with no sleep. Same when it’s time for the pacifier to go. With toddlers, it means enduring a tantrum rather than giving in to the demands of a tiny would-be despot.

In a nutshell, it sucks. And as you watch other parents charge their debt to the future, you wonder whether you’re a crazy person for insisting that your kids behave, and that they do it yesterday.

What put me firmly in the “pay now” camp is a vivid childhood memory. I was about the age my twins are now, sobbing because my mom wouldn’t allow me to go to a party. It was my own fault; I’d done something she’d told me not to do, and that was the consequence. The memory is seared onto my brain; I can tell you where I was standing when I begged to be allowed to go anyway, and how she told me that she wished very much that I could, but that she’d spelled out the consequences and I’d broken the rules, and that was that.

The other morning I called my mother to ask her advice about our daughter, because she’s inherited a double dose of strong will from both Mark and me. She’s probably a lot like I was at her age. Amazingly enough, my mom has no memory of not allowing me to go to that party, but it made such an impression on me that I can still tell you what wallpaper I saw through my tears as I pleaded to go, and I can smell the Halston wafting from her sweater when she hugged me. I’m sure that afternoon of my tears was hell on my mother, but since the memory is that powerful to me now, I’m guessing that it was worth it. I don’t remember being kept home from any more parties.

At any rate, we’re paying now. Our daughter did not behave well on a visit to the pumpkin patch last weekend, and I told her repeatedly that if her attitude didn’t improve, she couldn’t go to the birthday party she was supposed to attend. So we had our very own version of the talk I had with my mother 20 years ago, and I made her stay home. And no, it wasn’t fun.

I also kept thinking about the mom to whom I’d RSVPd “yes,” and how terrible it was to back out at the last minute. But when I next saw her, and apologized, she wasn’t mad. On the contrary, she was impressed, and thanked me. She’d had to explain to her daughter why Anne wasn’t at her birthday party, and apparently it made quite an impression.

I think we’ve made an impression on Anne, too. But I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we have to go through this again for it to really sink in. If that happens, it will be ugly. There will be tears. But I’d rather pay now, while the consequences are small in the grand scheme of things, than pay later. Compounding interest on discipline matters gets you into bigger trouble than you’d ever face with your bank or your credit card company.

So even if it hurts, we’re going to pay now.

How about you? What’s your philosophy? Do you pay your child discipline toll up front, or are you charging it to the future?

Confession: I didn’t volunteer–until now. And that’s ok.

 Forgive me, for I have not volunteered

Volunteer Spot is all about, well, volunteering. When Carissa asked me to post, I laughed, because I’m the least qualified mom on the planet to talk to you about how to be a great school volunteer. I spent my career as a preschool mom actively avoiding all calls to action, making one batch of homemade play-dough per year and bitching mightily about the need to do so when you can buy perfectly good Play-Doh at Target. If money was due for anything, I was that mom running up to the room mom’s SUV at carpool line trying to wave her down before she drove off so I could pass her a $20.

But this year my kids are in kindergarten, and I’ve signed up to be a room mom and a library volunteer, and it’s largely because I’ve spent the past three years not volunteering.

So let me tell you about not volunteering. This side of the story is important, and it’s not something you hear a lot.

Listen closely if you’re a room mom, desperate to fill your sign-up sheets with bright-eyed parents. When you see that same mother screeching to the curb minutes before the bell sounds every morning, sporting the same yoga pants, dirty hair, and streaked mascara she’s had on every other time you’ve seen her, remember this story. The class Halloween party may be the least important thing in her life right now; she may be hanging on by a thread.

This is why

Our twins started preschool when they were two years old. They went three mornings a week, and there were requests for room moms, for volunteers for the parent council, for parents to make play-dough, for parents to bring party supplies and food for various holidays.

My father was dying, nearing the end of a 12 year battle with cancer, and I looked at those sign-up sheets and made a conscious choice not to put my name on any of them. I was exhausted, having spent the summer going to my parents’ house almost every weekend to spend time with my father, watching as he deteriorated before our eyes. I was still reeling from postpartum depression when his health really started to spiral, and in those days I never went anywhere without Xanax. When the phone rang late at night, anxiety forced bile into my mouth. Had he died?

So those sign-ups, in the face of my father, growing ever thinner, juggling a basket of medications, not to mention my mother, sick with worry … in the face of my family crisis, the very idea of volunteering was ridiculous. Preschool was a place to drop my kids off so I could rest for a few hours.

And you know what? That’s ok.

My father collapsed only a few weeks into the school year, on Labor Day, and died two weeks later. My mind was where it should have been–fully present with my family, not freaked out about who would organize all the things I’d signed up to do at school and now couldn’t.

That doesn’t mean I didn’t feel guilt. I’m hard-wired for guilt. But I also recognized that it was all I could do to tread water as a parent that year. How do you explain grief to a pair of chubby-cheeked two year olds who see a lack of chocolate pudding as catastrophic? How do you tell them your tears are ok, not to be scared, that Mommy’s just sad and misses her daddy? Explaining my grief to my children was (and still is) like a hot poker to the stomach. The effort knocked the breath out of me. There was no guidebook for it, no “What to expect when you have to explain death to your toddlers.”

It scared them to have Mommy burst into tears without warning in the middle of their bath, or in the middle of Target. They struggled to comprehend the idea of heaven, and where exactly Grandaddy Tom had gone. Even with loving parents trying to explain it, that’s a heavy load for a couple of two year olds.

And this is why, again

So the next year, when they were three, I reached for those sign-up sheets, right?

No.

I still didn’t feel ready. Helping my mother with the practicalities of the estate after my father’s death was just as draining, in a different way, than sitting in his hospital room.

And then, in late October, my husband started having horrible pain. Initially his doctors thought he had a kidney stone, and gave him narcotics and told him to wait it out. He wore jeans and a t-shirt for the Halloween party we hosted. We joked that his costume was Robert Downey, Jr., because he was high on pills and would periodically pass out.

Then we found out a few days later it wasn’t a kidney stone.

It was testicular cancer.

Again, volunteering was the farthest thing from my mind when the doctors told us they had to operate the very next day, and that no, there was no time for a second opinion. Mark’s parents drove up and took the twins back home with them, and he had his surgery. My mother and I sat in the waiting room, both of us in our own private hell. Only 13 months ago, my father had died, and now my husband was having surgery for cancer.

In the end we were lucky. His cancer was stage one, and the more highly treatable of the two types of testicular cancer. He still had to undergo a six week course of radiation, which started the week before Christmas. My husband began to look like an echo of my father during his radiation: drawn, gray, thinner by the minute. His usual appetite for steak and burgers vanished; he’d manage half a bowl of soup for dinner.

My kids’ preschool teachers that year didn’t see much of me at all, and when they did, I was usually crying. I missed one pickup entirely because I took a nap and slept through my alarm. I was the opposite of a volunteer mom. I was a mom just trying to get through the day and present a happy face for her kids when they got home. Yet we were also trying to be open with the kids about what was happening, in an age-appropriate way.

Again, there’s no, “What to expect when you have to explain your husband’s cancer to your three year olds.” At least, none that I found. We did the best we could to be honest with the kids, and they knew Daddy was sick, but at that age, “sick” meant a cough, a runny nose, a tummy ache.

If you find yourself needing to not volunteer, that’s ok. You don’t have to be supermom. If your life is exploding, take a step back and pick up the pieces. You have to be whole before you can help anyone else. People do understand. Really. Sure, if you’re anything like me, you’ll beat yourself up, but others won’t. If they’re like the dear moms at my preschool, they’ll bring you casseroles.

Finally this year, I’ve signed up. For, um, a lot.

As for my story, this year my twins are five and in kindergarten, and now I’m finally volunteering.

I intended to volunteer for something small. Something really small. And somehow I’ve gone a bit bigger than I intended.

Okay, way bigger than I intended.

For starters, I’m a room mom. (I know, right?) We went to our kindergarten open house and there was space on the sheet and I thought, “Well, I’m never going to know what’s going on around here if I just pull up and drop them off every morning and repeat in the afternoon for pick up. I need to be here.”

And then I saw a sign-up sheet for library volunteers. Libraries? Books? Sign. Me. Up. I spent a lovely hour in the library today helping my twins’ kindergarten class check out books. The kids were beyond excited to have Mommy at school, and I was happy to be able to meet their classmates.

All this means I’ve joined the PTA. And I’ve found that I like knowing what’s going on at  school. This particular PTA is incredibly active, and just having been to a few events, I’m starting to know some of these superwomen.

And I am in awe.

I’d be lying if I didn’t tell you I occasionally wonder if I’ve bitten off more than I can chew. I’d intended to use all this free time to write.

But … I’m finding that I like volunteering. Yesterday I spent 2 1/2 hours at the car dealership having my minivan oiled and de-gunked (why yes, that is a technical term), and I used most of the time to input information into the class website I’m building.

I’m happy to be getting to know people–parents, teachers, and administrators. I’m starting to associate faces with names and I’m there often enough to learn things like where the bathrooms are.

How will I feel in a few months? I don’t know yet. But I’ll be sure to let you know.

As for the room mom stuff, we haven’t gotten to the point where we’re asking parents for time commitments or cash or party supplies yet, but when we do, I am making myself a promise that if I don’t hear from a few parents, I will remember myself a few years ago. You never really know what’s going on inside another household, and I hope my own experiences can help me make a year or two easier for any of the parents around me who may need it.

 

This post was written for Volunteer Spot, an amazing online resource for parent volunteers in schools. Check out their new site for room moms, Room Mom Spot. They’ve also just launched an iPad app, Clipboard by Volunteer Spot, which turns any iPad into a clipboard sign-up sheet.

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