For those of you out there who are not Clemson fans, I’m going to let you in on a not-so-little-secret. They’re passionate about football. Passionate in a college version of Packers fans kind of way.
I married into this strange cult of orange, so I am uniquely situated to report the events of yesterday.
News flash: the world ended last night when Florida State absolutely killed Clemson, at home, in Death Valley, 51-14. We’re talking apocalypse. Grown men crying. Cats and dogs, living together (particularly apropos, as Bill Murray did the Gameday picks).
This was a huge game for Clemson. ESPN’s College Gameday was there, as was most of South Carolina and a good portion of North Carolina. Mark and a friend left here at noon for a game with an 8:22 kickoff. One of my friends was out there at 6:30 a.m.
As Mark so delicately put it when he got home from the game at 2:00 this morning, “They didn’t even bother to use Vaseline.”
I awoke to the sight of my dear husband curled up, covers pulled to his chin, face pale in a manner that usually signals dire illness.
“Honey! Are you sick? You look like you’ve got the flu!”
“I’m fine,” he muttered.
“Oh,” I said, relieved. “You realize it’s just football, right?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
Five minutes later, he threw back the covers.
“That’s it. I can’t think about it any more. I’ve got to do something.”
Since then, he’s done laundry, pruned the Carolina jessamine with great vigor (really, I hope there’s some left), cleaned out his car, replaced the filters in the HVAC system, and made a trip to Home Depot.
I hope he mourns this much when I die.
Jane Daniel says
This was awesome, Angie. Thank you for sharing. I laughed out loud! Great piece. I hope he is feeling better!
Angie says
The Panthers’ win today did a lot to help with his mood. I think he’ll live.
Though he’s not taking kindly to my pointing out this is the first game Clemson has lost all season.
Greta says
BAHAHA! “Didn’t even use Vaseline.” OOF. At least he was productive afterwards?
Jennifer says
Coming from football country I totally get this. I’ve basically stopped watching because my team keeps getting beat and I can not take the stress. Plus I don’t want my kids to learn the language I speak when I’m watching.
Kerstin @ Auer Life says
Of course he’ll mourn this much when you die – but wouldn’t it be more important he mourns right now just a little bit longer? That way you get to enjoy it as well
Kim@Co-Pilot Mom says
Oh, no!
Being from Canada, I know a lot of people feel this way about hockey. Hope his disappointment passes soon.
Andrea says
I like how your husband mourns. It would be worth it for me to figure out how I could get his team to lose more often.
Lady Jennie says
*giggle* I just can’t relate to THAT MUCH love for football. Your poor hubby.