I do not have a degree in early childhood education.
However, over Christmas, I was able to formulate a theorem of sorts, involving math, children, and history.
The Angelaian Theorem:
Christmas ornaments
plus 5 year olds up to no good (squared)
equals Anne Boleyn.
That is all.
Snort!
You are too smart.
Though did you explain the historical significance to your kids?
I didn't think they were ready for beheading stories. Especially since it was a husband ordering a wife beheaded. So, no. We'll save that one for later!
How very… Stoppardian. An algebraic formula for a beheading.
Why, thank you, my dear.
I think.
Oh no! lol
Oh my, I understand! I have 2 boys that love to decapitate any little figurines I have out! The shephard in my manger set? Decapitated. A nutcracker? Head broken clean off. They even maimed an angel!! Kids!!!
This happened on our house.
But with presents becoming unwrapped.
Annoying.
One bites the dust every year…
Rest in pieces.